FROM THE HSBC BANK OF LONDON – HSBC BANK OF LONDON [uche@honia-bj.good-hosting.nl]

HSBC BANK OF LONDON
1030 ADELAIDE STREET LONDON ON. N5Y-2M2
UNITED KINGDON, LONDON.
Swift Address: HSBCXA/GLA XXX/00TD/2008
Motto: Your Success is Our Happiness

I,am Mrs.Paula Barrett,the manager foreign operation remittance Department of HSBC Bank London of Uk.

This is to bring to your notice that my office has Taking over all the money Transaction originated from any part of African and Europe countries as Contract payment, Fund inheritance or Lottery Winning due to aquthorized/incapability of financial institutions/security companies In releasing such huge sum of money due to Fraud, terrorist and money Laundry activities going onworld wide.

The World Bank Group has Mandated the HSBC Bank via my Office to release funds to beneficiaries through Tele Banking Transfer,Hence Your Name appears as one of The fund beneficiaries whom their fund was successfully cleared recently From Terrorist and Money laundry and your money will be released to you Through Tele-Banking that is the only way you would receive Your money to avoid paying excess charges.

As regards to this arrangement,you are advised to contactthe telex director Mrs. Elspeth Schwenk through her direct email; ( hsbcbankoflondon@sunumail.sn ) to transfer your fund into your bank Account that you would provide. You are therefore advised to forward your direct telephone numbers,Your complete name and your mailing address, age/marital status and occupation/position to Mrs. Elspeth Schwenk for Immediate release of your Thirty Million Dollars Only (US$30, 000,000.00). Note that this payment shall follow all due legal proceedings before it will be released to your bank account.

Therefore be aware that your fund has obtained all the clearance to be released to you.

Finally, respond to this mail immediately including the required information.

Sincerely yours,

Mrs.Paula Barrett.
HSBC Bank of London

Alcoholics Anonymous – Not just for drunks anymore..

Now for those of you who are familiar with A.A. the title of this post may be of some concern but, for those of us who are unfamiliar with the program this could be of some interest.

A couple of months ago I was introduced to Alcoholics Anonymous. Not because I needed to be there (I should be so lucky to be able to blame my problems on chemical dependency), but because a family member was finally able to recognize that he had a problem. You see, we all knew that he had a problem but none of us knew how deep it ran and that alcoholism was responsible for at least 95% of his character flaws. For the purposes of anonymity, we’ll call him Frank.. Frank had a lot of problems- he couldn’t stay in a relationship and no one really liked him.. He was an intolerable asshole. Frank didn’t usually drink a lot, but he would drink every day. He’d had multiple D.U.I.’s and always had a way of blaming them on someone or something else. Frank and I never got along, we didn’t like each other at all and would go out of the way to piss one another off. I knew he was a drunk, but I was stuck with him.. He was (and still is), my father-in-law.

Lets get to the meat of this story…

A couple of years ago, Frank was introduced to a woman, that we’ll call Jenny, by one of his other daughters. Jenny liked to have a good time, she loved to drink and she wasn’t a stranger to other forms of “chemical entertainment” either. She had four children, three from a previous marriage and one (from a really good party?) from a previous relationship. The oldest was out on her own and her two younger siblings lived with their father. The fourth child, the unplanned (and seemingly unwanted) child was with Jenny. Well Jenny and Frank hit it off right away, after all they had so much in common- they both loved to drink and party AND they both had a whole slew of kids (Frank has 5 of his own). No one ever expected that they would get married!
Now Frank and Jenny are all hitched up, they both had daily routines which, for Frank, included waking up, having a drink, going to work, and coming home to Jenny, who had called in sick to work, drunk on the couch and ready for a fight. Oft times their evenings consisted of fighting and drinking. Jenny was eventually forced out of her job (get this) as a neonatal nurse due to her absenteeism. But, this gave her some time to really go after her favorite hobby.. Drinking and getting sloppy drunk, she wanted to be the best.

Flash forward one year… Frank’s life savings was depleted from incoherent spending. He once had a thriving small business in the construction industry. It was all but gone, he couldn’t keep any decent employees because of his terrible demeanor and the builders that he contracted through were getting fed up and weaning him off. Jenny had taken a job at a (get this) children’s hospital and planned to support Frank through the recent construction slump. Their marital bliss had degraded into daily arguments over money, booze and Jenny’s kids doing things to force Frank out of the picture. Jenny’s oldest kid, a daughter, had picked up right in her mom’s shoes and found crack along with the promiscuity that usually comes with a habit. She had lost everything and was now living with Jenny and Frank. Now there were three self-centered alcoholics/addicts living together in the same home with a three year old child. Jenny’s daughter was caught sneaking guys into the house on a couple of occasions and finally Frank snapped. He still had a head for what was REALLY right and did not like the idea of having uninvited guests in his home.
This brings me much closer to A.A. (so stay with me).

A fight breaks out between Frank and Jenny the next evening (while they were drinking). Frank exclaims that Jenny’s daughter has to go because she has disrespected the home. But, Jenny isn’t going for that and things become physical. Jenny tells Frank that he will be the one to leave and grabs his arms attempting to force him from the house and Jenny’s daughter jumps in and starts punching Frank in the face. A lot of things were said that night and I guess that everyone had had enough… Frank ended up in jail, he missed work at his factory job and was nearly fired AND he was now homeless.

This is where A.A. starts working and my story could have begun.

Frank had hit rock bottom. His business was all but gone, he had no friends and now had criminal charges against him for domestic violence and assault… But something happened.. Frank found A.A. or maybe A.A. found Frank but either way it happened and not a moment too soon.

My wife and I let Frank move in with us (temporarily, I think). He began going to A.A. meetings with vigor. I, for some reason stepped up first and offered him some support (mind you that Frank has been making my life a living hell for the last 9 years). He started reading from the Big Book and his sponsor let him borrow some C.D.’s from a big meeting.. He’s been sober for almost 2 months now, his longest stretch in 20 years.
So now you are asking “why isn’t A.A. just for alcoholics anymore?” It’s all in those CD’s that he borrowed. The stories that are told by the speakers of the terrible things that they did. Everything is presented in a somewhat humorous manner.. I felt bad about laughing at them at first, but soon realized that they too were laughing. Not because they were joking about their disease, but because in their sobriety, they saw the stupidity of their own acts… Acts in which they thought they were making reasonable decisions.
Frank’s dilemma has really opened my eyes to the “dryly” presented world of Alcoholics Anonymous. I can now better understand why alcoholics and addicts do the stupid things they do.
If you or someone you know has a drinking problem, where their life has become unmanageable and all hope seems lost, please give A.A. a try. It can make a world of difference for you and the alcoholic in your life.

I will eagerly answer any questions or comments regarding this post. Feel free to discuss your experience with A.A. here as well.

For more information about what A.A. can offer you, check out these links:
Alcoholics Anonymous (aa.org)
Meeting Finder

It’s the little things..

Some time ago, I went to one of the most popular “Pay Per Post” sites powered by IZEA and registered a blog. Since I rent some server space I was totally eligible for the program, so I signed up and did everything I was supposed to do. They really ask for a lot including adding lots of little code snippets into your headers so they can collect the page hit as well. Anyhow, after all the B.S. and the spot writing and so on and so forth, I could not get “verified.” No matter how many times I resubmitted my blog, it went out of queue before they could get to it. I often wonder if that site is run by a couple of guys that check in on it when they’re not porn surfing. I guess the moral of the story is that if you’re gonna blog, do it because you love what you do and IF someone comes along and offers to sponsor you listen to their offer. As far as I’m concerned, IZEA is a fucking joke and pay per post is a huge racket. Advertisers are more or less bribing authors to throw in 250 word shit-bits about how wonderful their products are and most of us see right through it.

GREETINGS ATM PAYMENT FOR YOU – Dr Usman Shamsuddeen [drusmans1911@live.com]

NOTIFICATION OF PAYMENT VIA ATM CARD

This is to officially inform you that we have verified your contract file presently on my desk, and I found out that you have not received your payment due to your lack of co-operation and not fulfilling the obligations giving to you in respect to your contract payment.Secondly,you are hereby advised to stop dealing with some non-officials in the bank as this is an illegal act and will have to stop if you so wish to receive your payment immediately.After the Board of director’s meeting held in Abuja,we have resolved infinding a solution to your problem.We have arranged your payment throughour SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTRE in Europe,America,Africa and Asia Pacific,This is part of an ion/mandate passed by the Senate in respect to overseas contract payment and debt re-scheduling.

And also the Nigerian Government is using this mean to rewards all the citizens of the United states and all part of Europe including Asia,Australia, South America, Antarctica e.t.c and all those who have lost their funds in either scam, or an uncompleted business, or otherwise,You should know that if you are interested to receive your ATM card which will be credited with $5,000,000.00 united states dollars before it is been sent to you direct to your doorstep through the FedEx courier service, you will have to respond to me with your full informations, After your response you will be directed to the Fedex shipping courier representative whose name is Mr Edward Mavis.

He will send you your ATM CARD which you will use to withdraw your money via ATM MACHINE in any part of the world, and the maximum daily limit is Fifteen Thousand United States dollars($15,000.00). And also note that the Nigerian Government has taken care of the shipping fee of your ATM card,So if Mr Edward is requesting for another shipping fee, You will have to report him to me immediately. When you receive your ATM card, you have to alert me so that we can give you process of how to activate and make use of.

If you like to receive your fund this way, Kindly contact me with the following informations below.

Full Name:

Home Addrress:

City State

Home Phone

Cell Phone

Occupation

Age

Nation of Origin

This message is supported by the Nigerian Government, After you might have started making use of your ATM card, you can reward my firm one way or the other you knows best.

Thanks for your co-operation.

Respectively

Dr. Usman Shamsuddeen
Director (CBN, IRD, and ATM)
Dept. International Remittance
Swift Card Payment Center
Minister, Federal Ministry Of Finance.

FROM THE OFFICE OF MR. BISI LAWAL JP – Lawal Mr Bisi [mrbisilawal000001@yahoo.com.hk]

我有新的電郵地址！
你現可電郵給我：mrbisilawal000001@yahoo.com.hk

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FROM THE OFFICE OF MR. BISI LAWAL JP GOOD NEWS FROM FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT (CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA) CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN) TINUBU SQUARE,VICTORIA ISLAND, LAGOS-NIGERIA

ATTENTION: SIR/MADAM,

FROM THE RECORDS OF OUTSTANDING FOREIGN PAYMENTS DUE FOR RELEASE WITH BANKS IN NIGERIA, YOU’RE NAME AND CONTACT WAS DISCOVERED AS NEXT ON THE LIST OF THE OUTSTANDING FOREIGNERS PAYMENT WHICH ARE STILL HANGING ON AND WHO HAVE NOT YET RECEIVED THEIR PAYMENTS.

I WISH TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR PAYMENT IS BEING PROCESSED AND WILL BE RELEASED TO YOU AS SOON AS YOU RECONFIRM YOUR PAYMENT DETAILS SO THAT WE CAN AUTHENTICATE THE CLAIM LEGALLY.

ALSO NOTE THAT FROM OUR RECORD THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA HAS ONLY MAPPED OUT THE SUM OF US$10,700,000.00 TEN MILLION, SEVEN HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) TO BE RELEASED TO YOU FOR NOW, AFTER WHICH THE REMAINING PART OF YOUR CLAIMS WILL BE RELEASED TO YOU.

KINDLY RE-CONFIRM TO US THE FOLLOWINGS:

1) YOUR FULL NAME AND MAILING ADDRESS.

2) TELEPHONE, FAX AND MOBILE #.

3) OCCUPATION

4) AGE.

5) ANY BANK ACCOUNT OF YOUR CHOICE .

6) YOUR BANK MAILING ADDRESS

7) YOUR SWIFT CODE IF ANY.

IN RECEIPT OF THE ABOVE INFORMATION, YOUR PAYMENT WILL BE APPROVED AND PAID TO YOU BY WIRED TO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT, YOU ARE ADVISED TO GET BACK TO ME IMMEDIATELY FOR MORE CLARIFICATIONS.

WAITING FOR YOUR CALL AND URGENT EMAIL. YOURS TRULY, MR.BISI LAWAL, FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT (CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA

CONTACT FEDEX EXPRESS HEAD OFFICE FOR YOUR PACKAGE – Mrs Ana Blessing Orah [jhef@eircom.net]

FEDEX EXPRESS HEAD OFFICE BENIN
REV. DR JERY LEO & ASSOCIATES
06 BP 1409 AKPAKPA DODOME
WEST AFRICA COTONOU REPUBLIC OF BENIN.
EMAIL:( fedex_express86@hotmail.fr )
PHONE:+229 93 862 938

Goodday

This is to bring to your notice that, I have paid the re-activation fee and the delivery of your ATM.I paid it because the ATM-0411 $1.5m,has less three days to expire and when it expires,the money will divert and forfeited into Government purse (account).

With that I decided to help you pay the money so that,the ATM will not expire,because I know when you get your ATM definitely you must pay me back my money and even compensate me for helping you. Now i want you to contact Fedex Express with your Full Contact informations so that they can deliver your Card to your designated address without any delay. Like i stated earlier,

The delivery charges has been paid but i did not pay their official keeping fees since they refused. They refused and the reason is that they do not know when you are going to contact them and dumurrage might have increase.They told me that their keeping fees is $25 per day and i deposited it on Monday this week.
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Below is their Contact Informations,Contact Person: Rev. Dr Jery Leo Fedex Express Service
Email: ( fedex_express86@hotmail.fr )
Tel: +229 93 86 29 38
Contact them Today to avoid increase of their keeping fees and let me know once you receive your Card.

SHIPMENT CODE AWB 33XZS
PACKAGE REGISTERED CODE NO XGT442.
SECURITY CODE SCTC/2001DHX/567/
TRANSACTION CODE 233/CSTC/101/33028/
CERTIFICATE DEPOSIT CODE SCTC/BUN/xxiv/-78/01

Yours Fathful
Mrs Ana Blessing Orah

Loan Offer – Marek Oni [infoloan@mail.com]

Attn,
I am Marek Oni a private lender.I give out loans of all kind ranging with amounts from $5,000 – $5,000,000.Financial problems always have any solutions and the solution cannot come straight to you without you making any effort to help remedy the situation.

Do you need this assistance and do not know how to go about this? Do you have bad credit but need financing and really need it badly,do not look for help where there is none ,come to the masters today and be free from all financial shackles. I offer secured and unsecured loans to individuals and companies at low interest rate.I offer long and short term loans.

My firm has recorded a lot of breakthroughs in the provision of first class financial services to our clients especially in the area of Loan syndication and capital provision for individuals and companies.

We are a group of energetic and experienced loan professionals with through knowledge of financial markets. We have many partners in real estate, banking and technology fields that can assist obtain financing.

Almost all of our business are through referrals by satisfied and repeat customers. And have brought ailing industries back to life and we back good business ideas by providing funds for their upstart. We provide funds to individuals and organizations to start business and operations.

For more information on our services forward all enquiries to us today via email at: marek.eloan@live.com

APPLICATION FORM:
1)Full Name:
2)First name:
3)Last name:
4)Gender:
5)Amount Needed As The Loan:
6)Purpose of loan:
7)Duration:
8)Marital status:
9)Next Of Kin:
10)Occupation:
11)Cell Phone:
12)Address:
13)City:
14)State:
15)Country:

Regards.
Marek Oni/CEO
E-LOANS& FINANCIAL SERVICES.

THE CHEVRON/TEXACO OFFICIAL PRIZE NOTIFICATION. – chevroncompany14@gmail.com

THE CHEVRON/TEXACO OFFICIAL PRIZE NOTIFICATION.

You have been selected in the on-going Chevron/Texaco award held this October 2008. We the promo board are pleased to inform you that, you alongside four(4) other lucky winners have been approved for a payment of $5.5Million Dollars in cash. Note that this promotion is

mainly aimed at alleviating poverty, it is also aimed at encouraging internet Users worldwide. This email is randomly sent to five people worldwide. If you did receive this email, it means you are one of the
five(5) lucky winners. Your verification number is: (CT-222-6747,FGN/P-900-56).
This promotion is held to mark Chevron`s Aniversary. You will be required to fill out your information in the below given form and send it to the funds release officer as this is co-

sponsored by the Federal Government of Malaysia and Shell Oil Please find his contact details below:

CLAIMS PROCESSING OFFICER:
Sir. Goldman Freeman
EMAIL:chevron321@hotmail.com
Telephone: +60149270280

You are also advised to provide him with the under listed information as soon as possible:

NAME IN FULL:
CONTACT ADDRESS:
AGE:
NATIONALITY
OCCUPATION:
PHONE:
FAX:
MOBILE:
SEX (M/F):
ANNUAL INCOME:
REMARKS ABOUT CHEVRON/TEXACO:

We are glad to have you as one of our luckly winners.
Yours Sincerely,
Mr.Didi Young
Online Co-ordinator…

Co-sponsors of this online promotion are listed herein: Shell Oil Company,Corporation and the Federal Government of Malaysia

Dear :Parcel Owner – Mr Alex Powell [info@alex.com]

Dear :Parcel Owner,

I have been waiting for you since to contact me for your Confirmable Bank Draft of 1,000,000.00 GBP, but I did not hear from you since that time. Then I went and deposited the Draft with FedEx Delivery, West Africa, I traveled out of the country for a 3 Months Course and I will not come back till end of june.

What you have to do now is to contact the FedEx Delivery as soon as possible to know when they will deliver your package to you because of the expiring date. For your information, I have paid for the delivery charges,the money you will send to the FedEx Delivery courier to deliver your Draft direct to your postal Address in your country is ($70 Dollars) only being Security Keeping Fee of the Delivery Company so far.Again, don’t be deceived by anybody to pay money except $70 Dollars.I am on a course in which they will not be able to contact me for the payment.

You have to contact the FedEx Delivery service now for the delivery of your Draft with this information below;

Contact Person:Mr. James Evans
E-mail :fedxexpressdelivery.ng2@hotmail.com
Telephone: +234-80-789-220-38

Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your Postal address() and Direct telephone number to them again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery and ask them to give you the tracking number to enable you track your package When it arrive, and know when it will get to your address. Let me repeat again,try to contact them as soon as you receive this mail to avoid any further delay and remember to pay them their security keeping fee of $70 Dollars for their immediate action. Note that it is when you must have pay the $70 Dollars for the security fee that the package will be released and the tracking number would be given to you.

Yours Faithfully,
Mr Alex Powell

Re:DO YOU KNOW MRS. JOAN C. BAILEY FROM OHIO? – Robert S. Muller III [contact@info-security.org]

EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON DC.
Email:robert.mueller.fbi_securitywatch@live.com

FBI SEEKING TO WIRETAP INTERNET.

Attn: Beneficiary,

We the Federal bureau of investigation (FBI) Washington, DC in conjunction with some other relevant security Agencies here in the United states of America have recently been informed through our Global intelligence monitoring network that you presently have a transaction going on with the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN), regards to your over-due contract payment Which was fully endorsed in your favor accordingly.

It might interest you to know that we have taken our time in screening through this contract payment notification as stipulated on our protocol of operation, and have finally confirmed that your contract payment is 100% genuine and legal with due process of law, and it is as well free from all illegal activities, which you have the lawful right to claim your fund without any further delay.
Having said all this, we will further advise, that you should go ahead in dealing with the Central Bank office accordingly as we will be monitoring all their services accordingly with our intelligent monitoring network device, and with your cooperation.

furthermore, we want to place this on your notice that we recently had a meeting with the Executive Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria, in the person of Prof. Chukwuma Soludo and Mr. Kingsley Chimezie along with some of the top officials of the Ministry regarding your case and they made us to understand that your file has been held in abase depending on when you personally come for the claim. They also told us that the only problem they are facing right now is that some unscrupulous element are using this project as an avenue to scam innocent people off their hard earned money by impersonating the Executive Governor and the Central Bank office.

We were also made to understand that a lady with name Mrs. Joan C.
Bailey from OHIO and another person named as Mr. Machovina Wachovia who reside in Missouri as well has already contacted them and also presented to them all the necessary documentations evidencing your claims,claiming to have been signed personally by you prior to the release of your contract fund valued at about US$10,000,000.00 (Ten million united states dollars), but the Central Bank office did the wise thing by insisting on hearing from you personally before they go ahead on wiring your fund to the Bank information which was forwarded to them by the above mentioned names, the main reason, we the federal bureau of investigation were contacted by the CBN is to assist them on making some investigation regards to this issue.

They further informed us that we should inform our citizens, who must have been informed of the contract payment which was awarded to them from the Central Bank of Nigeria, to be very careful prior to these irregularities so that they don’t fall victim to scam. We the FBI are instructing you personally, that if you were already dealing with anybody or office claiming to be from the Central Bank of Nigeria, you are further advised to STOP further contact with them in your best interest and then, contact immediately the real office of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) only with the below information accordingly:

NAME: PROF. CHARLES C. SOLUDO
OFFICE ADDRESS: PRESIDENCY OFFICE OF THE PAY MASTER GENERAL OF THE FEDERATION AND SPECIAL ADVISER TO THE PRESIDENT ON FINANCIAL MATTERS TINUBU SQUARE, LAGOS NIGERIA Email:mynettransfer@live.com
TEL: +2348062280599

NOTE: In your best interest, any email or fax that doesn’t come from the above official email address or addresses and phone number should not be replied to and should be disregarded accordingly for security reasons. Meanwhile, we will advise you to contact the Central Bank office immediately with the above email address and request that they attend to yo payment file as directed so as to enable you receive your contract fund accordingly. Ensure you follow all their procedure as required by them in order to hasten Up the effective procedures, of transferring your funds to you as designated by you.
Also have in mind that the Central Bank of Nigeria equally have their own protocol of operation as stipulated on their banking realm, so any delay could be very dangerous.

Once again, we will advise you to contact them with the above email address and make sure you forward to them all the necessary information which might be required from you prior to the release of your fund. All modality has already been worked out even before you were contacted and note, that we will be monitoring all your dealings with them as you proceed so you don’t have anything to worry about.
All we require from you henceforth is an update so as to enable us be on track with you and the Central Bank of Nigeria. Without wasting much time, will want you to contact them immediately with the above email address so as to enable them attend to your case accordingly without any further delay as time is already running out.

Should in case you need any more information in regards to this notification, feel free to get back to us so in order to brief you more,because we are here to guide you and serve you better during and after this contract fund has been completely perfected and you have received your contract fund as stated. Thanks,for your anticipated cooperation in advance as we earnestly await your urgent response to this matter.

Best Regards,

Robert S. Muller III

Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C.
20535-0001, USA
Email: robert.mueller.fbi_securitywatch@live.com
Direct Tel No: (206-888-6734)